Scrambled Eggs - Jimmy Fallon feat. Paul McCartney

Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle fries
Oh my darling how I love your thighs
Not as much as I love waffle fries
Oh have you tried the waffle fries

They are
So damn good that they should be illegal
They’re like
Regular fries but they’re shaped like a waffle

Chicken wings…
“Chicken wings? No, no, no… Vegetarian, no chicken wings.”
“Oh, I forgot, it was actually…”
Tofu wings
Oh my baby when I hear you sing
All I think about is tofu wings
Oh did you bring the tofu wings

There’s a
Place I know where I go for kick-ass wings
We could
Even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh let’s go get some scrambled eggs

(Source: New York Daily News)





actressunknown:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

This is becoming my new favorite thing

I

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sweetteaandcyanide:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno more about Supernatural!

See More Daily Facts Here!

Like the first one is so hard to believe….



killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

I can’t explain why I find this so amusing…. 

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…



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girlgrowingsmall:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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nbchannibal:

Murder Family Fishing Trip.

Season 2: The lost episode

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minakoiknow:

Yamato Yuuga teaches how to suavely sit on things

The only thing that could make this more funny/awesome… she’s teaching Johnny’s….



When people give Elsa crap for being “too sexy” for Disney

kurooozora:

rosiedoll:

nipahdubs:

winchester101:

fantasylandstation:

giantchicken:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

It’s like,

have

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you

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seen

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what

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Disney

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has

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done

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before?

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For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

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YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

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yo

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guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins image

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FOREVER REBLOG



thegoddamazon:

missmisandry:

Two of my favorite Disney fan art series’, together at last.

Jirka Vinse’s  Real Life Disney Girls and David Kawena’s Disney Heroes

Hyper-realistic women and hyper-sexualized men 

I’m about that life.

(Source: ursulatheseabitchh)